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OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.




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OBAMA WORSHIPPERS -




PROMISES PROMISES... -




JUST WORDS - No Tax Increase on Families Making Under 250k, ban Earmarks, Won't force you to buy insurance, Health Care debates on C-Span, Transparency, 5 day review of bills on line




EAGER TO RECUPERATE VOTES OBAMA SHIFTS ON DOMESTIC DRILLING - Once re-elected all these measures can and will be turned back,so that i can finish my electric car dream?




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POLITICAL PROMISES - Are a lot of shit




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - every democrat will become an exotic zebra




TRANSPARENCY? - Want to know details of my health plan? Where the stimulus money goes? My ties to ACORN and extremists? My Cap and Tax policy? Here's my transparent answer.




OBAMACARE BROKEN PROMISES -


TAGS: obamacare broken promises
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

fauxnews - November 2, 2013, 7:41 pm
Ah, nothing like a little reverse psychology to silence a two-headed troll. :-) Thanks for playing. Th-th-th-that's all, folks! X-p
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 6:12 pm
PREDICTION: STool will just so happen to coincidentally respond soon to get OTC's back.
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 6:11 pm
*crickets* Why would they need to? Plenty of insecure anger in this one for the both of em.LMFAO X-D..Don't worry, just log into your STool account and get your own back and pretend to answer this...Now you need your own permission? P.S. Tissue?
OTC - November 1, 2013, 5:47 pm
does any one besides this c0ck puppet see anger in my #62070 response?
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 4:15 pm
Oh,it's funny how worked up you get and how you react with the same insecure anger every time despite your attempt to come off as confident. No one's buying it. The least of all you. You really should learn to quit while you're behind. Or sock better.lol
OTC - November 1, 2013, 3:07 pm
Yeah, my bad for thinking liberals can debate issues. (Now comes the childish translation... wait for it...)
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well, since you're asking, I can provide you a whole box if you like. Sounds like you need it. Now run along to mommy. Don't want to miss the shortbus. X-D
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 1:21 pm
Ah, I love the sound of StonedFool losing his temper in the morning...sounds like, victory. :-)
StoneTools - November 1, 2013, 10:44 am
Tissue?
StoneTools - November 1, 2013, 10:43 am
TRANSLATION (FauxPas/Cranky): I like talking to myself. X-D
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 10:24 am
Tissue?
fauxnews - November 1, 2013, 10:24 am
TRANSLATION (StonedFool/a.k.a.OTC/a.k.a.Arnnatz): I like talking to myself. X-D
StoneTools - November 1, 2013, 8:24 am
OTC, I can't believe you are still having attempting to have a conversation with that fool. It's like trying to have a discussion with a small child.
fauxnews - October 31, 2013, 1:52 pm
TRANSLATION (OCD): Blah, blah, blah, blah, blarnnatz...
OTC - October 31, 2013, 1:46 pm
Interpretation(faux): he didn't mention any names, but must be talking about me based on the similarity of that staement and my irrational behavior.
fauxnews - October 31, 2013, 1:38 pm
TRANSLATION (OCD): Freudian slip. No one knows about dual personalities better than I (as I, ironically, respond to myself).
OTC - October 31, 2013, 1:26 pm
Probably a dual personality, one drinks the koolaid, the other eats the koolaid powder
fauxnews - October 30, 2013, 8:24 pm
That said, Arnnatz, I was ignoring the wanker on purpose because I know it would p-iss you off. Making a crybaby like you lose it is easy to do and lots of fun! :-) Because 'real' men go running around screaming like a baby when someone teases them,right?
fauxnews - October 30, 2013, 8:21 pm
Sorry to disappoint, STool, that whooshing noise was actually you running back and forth from the internet cafe to your home so you could log back and forth into your multiple accounts.hahahahaha...X-D
StoneTools - October 30, 2013, 3:25 pm
I just heard the whooshing sound as fox's comment went totally misunderstood by you faux pas. But that's expected when you have the IQ of dirt.
fauxnews - October 30, 2013, 2:13 pm
lol...Good point mate. Guess he's stuck at the shelter with O's 47%. Maybe he can play the part of the missionary, convert them. X-D
foxrecon19d - October 30, 2013, 1:44 pm
...heh...heh...heh... Or it's ST's job to make Obama worshipping sychophants who have nothing better to do all day than read other people's posts because they are unemployed or just a bad employee to reveal themselves as name calling bigots...
fauxnews - October 30, 2013, 1:38 pm
STool, I noticed you post here throughout the day, meaning you are unemployed or just a bad employee. I guess it's possible that they let homeless people use computers at the shelter.Hang in there,you'll get a job someday and be able to afford a cellphone
StoneTools - October 30, 2013, 1:31 pm
He also claimed it would be less than the monthly fee for a cell phone. Who the hell spends that much on a cell every month?


ROMNEY IS A LIAR - IF THATS NOT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK


TAGS: bambam broken promises hypocrite
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - October 9, 2012, 10:38 am
They've already played that when I disagreed with obam's policies
JGalt - October 6, 2012, 9:00 am
http://whitehouse12.com/2012/10/05/october-surprise-obama-camp-trying-to-coverup-a-major-campaign-donor-scandal/
crankyhead - October 6, 2012, 8:55 am
Only one guy in here talking about it.
arnnatz - October 5, 2012, 7:41 pm
I hope you know that the ignorant libs (I know, I know it's redundant) will be all over you with the race card now.


2008 PROMISE - Are your university costs lower under Obama?


TAGS: promises kept
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by deerbag2

KALKAM - October 8, 2012, 3:47 pm
I remember a professor going on and on about how education should be "free"...the students that actually had to pay tuition were in agreement...I asked "so you will be willing to do this and not get paid?". She held a grudge...I dropped the class.


EMPTY PROMISES - Democrats- its what they know best!


TAGS: empty chair empty suit empty promises empty future empty jobs
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - October 14, 2012, 6:55 pm
probably- liberals stretch for every lie they can!
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Promised to cut the deficit in half too...gonna blame youtube for that too?


promises, promises -




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will make every rich person a bum that'll show'em




" WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF BARRY WRIGGLING OUT OF HIS PROMISES " -




BARACK OBAMA'S PROMISES -


TAGS: barack obama s promises
Rating: 4.8/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 11:16 pm
Whaaaat? I'm sweet and innocent and still a virgin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2014, 11:13 pm

Bad Fox.....Bad, bad fox.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 11:02 pm
Funny how a guy who is totally nuts can get a right wing wing-nut and a left wing wing-nut to agree on something, huh? We need more Viks in the world. Whoa! Did I just say that? Bartender! Close me out! I've had way too much to drink tonight!
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 9:50 pm
Something else we have in common. =)
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 9:39 pm
...heh...heh...heh... glad to see that this poster made you get your a$$ booted again, vicky.


PROMISES, PROMISES... -




OBAMA'S PROMISES -




LIBERALS: PROMISES, PROMISES - "Not one single dime" (P.T. Barnum was right)




OBAMA'S BROKEN RECORD - Broken Record, broken promises...Why vote for someone who is promising the same thing he did 4 years ago?




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will tar and feather the tea party




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will bring back the buffalo




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will put lobster in every pot




" OATHS ARE BUT WORDS, AND WORDS BUT WIND. " ~SAMUEL BUTLER - Desperate mother-of-three sells handwritten letter from Obama to avoid being evicted.




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will put everyone back in their homes




CAMPAIGNING - Sure is a lot different than governing!




WHAT ABOUT OUR JOBS? - Oh that's right, it's re-election time again




Gillard -




POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought in November 2008 for $700 Million.




CAMPAIGN PROMISES - When I am elected President, I promise our next war will be very profitable to the industrial war machine and the 1% .




AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will end poverty




Promises Promises -


TAGS: elections campaign promises candidates screws
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm
Sorry...don't think bitcoins count.
Cannabal - December 8, 2014, 3:54 am
Would you like to make a campaign contribution? ;)
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
You 5crewing with me Cannabal...don't ever tease a female voter.
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:18 pm
And like any woman, there's nothing voters like more than a good 5crew.


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yes, I promise -


TAGS: promises
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

fauxnews - July 6, 2016, 1:20 pm
The Republican FBI director recommended NO indictments.A fact you conveniently ignore.Most of America also doesn't care about this boring controversy,reflected by Trump poor standing in the polls.Sry,you wont change the nation's mind on "Politifake" LOL
fauxnews - July 6, 2016, 1:15 pm
The F.B.I. director is a Republican. He made the recommendation. And FBI directors are given 10-year terms to insure independence. So the GOP is now part of your conspiracy?lol Your only evidence of "a fix" is that the outcome didn't favor YOUR politics
JohnGalt - July 6, 2016, 6:44 am
when you read the entire code, I guess it depends upon the meaning of the word "IS".
JohnGalt - July 6, 2016, 6:41 am
please show me that interpretation under 18 USC 793, as I cannot find it. Thanks for playing, as the fix IS IN.
fauxnews - July 6, 2016, 2:42 am
His reasoning, which I buy, is that "extremely careless" falls short of "gross negligence." And "extreme carelessness doesn't translate into gross negligence w/o evidence of willful intent." She's not a spy.Just a dumb [email protected]*yawn*(2/2)
fauxnews - July 6, 2016, 2:38 am
P.S. Might be a good time to remind you that the man who recommended NO indictments was/is Comey, who is a REPUBLICAN, and that FBI directors are given 10-year terms to a**ure independence. So Obama couldn't have "rigged" the outcome (1/2)
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 11:31 pm
Gee...a source from a website called "Young Conservatives". Wonder if their opinion is biased on this :rolleyes:
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 11:31 pm
...or Anthony's Weiner's indiscretions, and this simply doesn't matter. Yes, politicians are corrupt. But, man, if this bothers you and Trump's equally if not more disturbing behavior doesn't bother you,then you're simply too partisan 2 be taken seriously
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 11:25 pm
...the process by which the F.B.I. came to its conclusions is fully transparent and doesn't suggest anything in the way of collusion. It's simply a boring and benign controversy in every sense. Compare this to say Dennis Hastert's child molestation...
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 11:23 pm
I don't think the email thing is as big as deal as you guys make it. Sure, the Clinton's are brats and here's yet another example of it. But nothing serious came of this vanilla corruption. No one was hurt by it. And we aren't the F.B.I...
JohnGalt - July 5, 2016, 10:58 pm
http://www.youngcons.com/edward-snowden-perplexed-by-fbis-decision-to-recommend-no-charges/
JohnGalt - July 5, 2016, 10:54 pm
" there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information." Other lowly gov't employess get fined/jailed for falling short of this quotation! different rules for different people!
JohnGalt - July 5, 2016, 10:51 pm
Too Big to Jail? blackmail? Job security?
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:12 pm
...In other words,'reality' enters into this at one point or another, and we've all agreed to be bound by the facts that ground it by the democratic process involved.No meme or comment board comment can change that.Food for thought ;^)
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:10 pm
...then you Republicans will allege a conspiracy based on emotional reasoning and no evidence. Look, this is why we have elections. No matter what, both sides can only agree to disagree.And if Trump wins or loses,the losers are bound by the decision...
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:08 pm
...that Obama was born in Kenya and an ISIS sympathizer with NO evidence.Again,if the F.B.I. recommends 'indictment' and Lynch balks at that, after promising to do what they say, then you may have a point. And if the F.B.I. recommends NO indictments...
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:05 pm
Loretta Lynch is not the F.B.I. They are doing the investigation. Not her. And who cares about them avoiding the appearance of any improprieties?" No matter WHAT they do so or say, you Republicans have already made up your mind...
JohnGalt - July 5, 2016, 6:46 am
the potential conflict in an active investigation, before any decisions are made. progressives sure would get upset if it was a conservative acting the same way though!
JohnGalt - July 5, 2016, 6:44 am
um, one would expect before any 'decision' (such as an active investigation) that people would decide on recusal or conflict of interest, to avoid the appearance of any improprieties. Funny how you liberals side with each other and don't see
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:39 am
As for the "conflict of interest" or "recusal", you are jumping the gun. The F.B.I. hasn't made its recommendation yet. If they recommend criminal charges, and Lynch balks though she promised to follow their lead, THEN you can make this claim.(2/2)
fauxnews - July 5, 2016, 1:37 am
I was speaking about the majority of your memes. And in this meme, since there's no punchline, you are suggesting that Clinton and Lynch actually had this conversation. If it was just lying propaganda, same class of rotten thinking.(1/2)
JohnGalt - July 4, 2016, 7:34 pm
conspiracy theories? I guess the term "conflict of interest" and "recusal" are not part of your vocabulary, then
fauxnews - July 3, 2016, 11:46 pm
I don't espouse conspiracy theories. I spend most of my time here mocking them. If this meme was the only one exaggerating the facts for a joke, I wouldn't have mentioned it. Most of your memes are regurgitated conspiracy theories. They're hardly parody
JohnGalt - July 3, 2016, 8:49 pm
as are most of your posts (way out of reality). It's called parody, and political sarcasm, my friend.
fauxnews - July 3, 2016, 12:32 pm
The "only part" of the quote, as in the entire quote on your meme, is a lie. Clinton and Loretta Lynch never said this. If the F.B.I. recommends indictment and Lynch balks, then you may have a point.For now,it's just your typical conspiracy theory junk
JohnGalt - July 3, 2016, 2:00 am
to the biased corruption in that office the past 7 years.
JohnGalt - July 3, 2016, 1:59 am
that was only part of the quote the rest of it was something to the effect that her senior staff would double-check it to make sure its correct. We'll see if they pass and then agents start leaking the dirty details and start resigning due to
fauxnews - July 2, 2016, 6:04 pm
Not if she promises to go ahead with the recommendations of the F.B.I. investigations. Only then, if they recommend indictment, and she backtracks, can you allege that claim. Let us see how this plays out.You'll allege a conspiracy anyways in either event
Cyberhagen - July 2, 2016, 12:44 pm
What does that have to do with this? Is Trump in office? No. Lynch is. It's a clear conflict of interest.
fauxnews - July 2, 2016, 12:13 pm
Citation? Trump also once met with the Clintons a few years back and actually said,"Hillary would make a great President". So, if that proof of Trump in a conspiracy with the dems? ... Loretta Lynch made it clear she plans 2 follow the FBI recommendations


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